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Weird News: U.S. To Change Moon’s Orbit?

by Josh Lee June 15, 2021June 15, 2021

A congressman wants the moon moved, a chicken nugget is sold for nearly $100,000, a dog goes missing after car crash and is found herding sheep and other strange tales.

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