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Weird News: Confederate Monument Ransomed

by Josh Lee April 13, 2021April 13, 2021

Activists steal Confederate monument and threaten to turn it into a toilet, Pennsylvania police say dead body was actually a sex doll, prepare for a ketchup packet shortage and other bizarre tales.

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