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The Albuquerque bomb squad found grenades near a thrift store.
So, are we not supposed to donate them?

City Parks and Recreation officials blamed excess rain for overgrown weeds at Officer Daniel Webster Park. 

It doesn’t take a genius to realize it’s not JUST the rain…the sun also had something to do with it.  

Mayor Tim Keller vetoed the City Council’s proposal to get rid of the majority rules threshold in local elections.
Great, how else will we become mayor with only 20% of the vote?

The state’s Law Offices of the Public Defender were hit with a cybersecurity attack.
Sounds like we need an Office of the Internet Defender. 

An Albuquerque man was arrested after he allegedly posted videos of himself street racing. 

Sure, but when Vin Diesel does it, it’s just considered a cinematic flop. 

Mr. Powdrell’s BBQ closed for good. 

Powdrell’s joins TVI and the Dukes on the list of things kids just don’t understand. 

President Joe Biden says it’s time to stop asking questions about him staying in the race. 

Yeah, come on, man! 

Gabriella Durán Blakey officially took over as the new APS superintendent.

Let us be the first to say, “Welcome, Super Nintendo Durán Blakey!”

Politicians across the state participated in Fourth of July parades last week. 

Everyone knows campaign floats are a hit with the kids. 

July 11, or 7/11, is Free Slurpee Day at participating 7- Eleven locations.
In case you’re wondering, yes, we will judge anyone over 6 who stands in line for a cup full of brightly colored, frozen sugar. 

This story is a staff report from The Paper.