Fans of Mexican lager, chips, salsa and parties celebrated Cinco de Mayo over the weekend. 

Be kind to those who celebrate, some of us are of the age where a hangover lasts all week. 

One such Cinco de Mayo celebration went down at the Isotopes stadium where the team played under their Mariachis de Nuevo México alter ego to a packed house, after Al Hurricane Jr. performed. 

It doesn’t get more Burque than that. 

The FBI issued a warning to New Mexicans that making threats online could come with some serious federal charges.

Nope, it can indeed get more Burque.

It’s graduation season, which means throngs of youngsters will be looking for work. 

This may come as a shock, and we’re just throwing this out there: There’s no degree required to write the Weak in Review. 

Weed is slated to get rescheduled, making it just slightly less illegal on the federal level. 

There’s probably going to be a run on slacklines, hacky sacks and hula hoops too.

Albuquerque’s Rail Yards Market officially kicked off last weekend. 

A perfect spot to find a stash box for your rescheduled weed.  

Mistik Dan was declared the winner of the Kentucky Derby after a three-way photo finish. 

Mistik Dan is what we call our weird upstairs neighbor who’s really into magic tricks.   

Google announced it will ban online ads for programs that create fake porn using AI. 

This is how the robots will take over, isn’t it?

This weekend is Mother’s Day. 

Don’t forget to call your mom. She’s not mad, just worried.

This story is a staff report from The Paper.