The splash pad at Civic Plaza is officially open. 

It’s perfect for families who want to head Downtown and pay for parking for an activity that can be done with a garden hose on a back porch. 

The New Mexico AG’s office says it looks like the Bernalillo County Board of Commissioners may have violated the state’s Open Meetings Act.

Secrets, secrets are no fun…

An editor with the Daily Lobo filed suit against the University of New Mexico for refusing to release specifics on its police department’s fire power. 

Secrets, secrets about some guns. 

The Petroglyph National Monument limits access to thwart vandals. 

See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

 Marble Brewery turns 16. 

Here’s to 16 more years of IPA snobs giving us the stink-eye as we order a Cerveza. 

Audio of Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham giving a high-level federal official the business over cannabis seizures is making the rounds. 

Dear, unidentified official, take heed…have you seen her boots?

Albuquerque Sunport looks to update its baggage system.

Will this, in any way, stop people from bringing steamer trunks as carry-ons? Asking for a friend. 

Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by “the extreme left and P.C. crap.”

Sorry, Jer. The days of edgy movies about Pop Tarts and animated bees are long-gone. 

A Pennsylvania man’s emotional support alligator went missing after the man took a trip to Georgia. 

We wouldn’t sweat it. It’s a proven fact that he will indeed see it later.

This story is a staff report from The Paper.