Internet trolls lost their minds when President Joe Biden’s Trans Visibility Day proclamation fell on Easter this year.
Time to buy a $60 Bible from Donald Trump and repent.
Gmail turned 20 this week.
No better time to clear out those unread messages.
The City of Albuquerque could be getting some state money for disk golf courses.
Harshed mellows are expected to decrease, but it’s unclear by how much.
Albuquerque horse-mounted police caught an alleged shoplifter.
We’ll take “Sentences we’d never thought we’d write, for $100,” Alex.
Failed Republican candidate Solomon Peña was indicted for putting a hit on his accomplices of alleged attacks against Democratic officials.
“We’ll stick with the same category, for $1,000.”
The City of Albuquerque Animal Welfare Department suspended rabbit adoptions until after Easter.
Thanks a lot, Biden.
Cibola High School’s new cell phone policy will require students to keep them in their bags during class.
Hopefully someone got paid big bucks for this novel idea.
Downtown strip club Knockouts is asking for a court order to let the club remain open as a bar without dancing.
We’re just spitballing here, but what if it’s the alcohol that causes problems and not the naked people dancing?
Kia is recalling almost half a million cars thanks to a manufacturing defect that may be causing “unintended vehicle movement.”
Great, our vehicles are becoming sentient now.
Colorado-based coffee chain Ziggi’s announced they would launch a line of pickle-flavored beverages this month.
We’re pretty sure it’s an April Fools’ joke, but the way things have been going lately….