Every stoner’s favorite holiday, 4/20, falls on a Saturday this year. 

So, pretty much nothing is getting done that day.

April 21 is national Keep off the Grass Day

That’s a real thing.

Albuquerque dispensaries combined reportedly sold more than $10 million in weed products. 

The month of April says, “Hold my beer.”

The Coachella arts and music festival kicks off this week. 

We just call it: “The worst place to spend 4/20”

Bernalillo County Commissioner Steven Michael Quezada stormed out of a commission meeting after saying he hadn’t “been taken serious.”

Those are strong words coming from the owner of a comedy club. 

Multiple U.S. Women’s Trampoline champion Dian Nissen, 63, was in town competing against youngsters more than half her age in the National Association of Intercollegiate Gymnastics Clubs Nationals. 

No snarky quips from us, Ms. Nissen. Our hats are off to you for keeping that spring in your step.

The state’s Cannabis Control Division popped national cannabis company Cookies with a series of violations linked to the store’s Albuquerque grand opening last year.

A delayed reaction seems a little too on the nose. 

Bernalillo County, the City of Albuquerque and the state’s Tourism Department announced the extension of their “Tire Amnesty Days” where residents can bring old tires to be recycled. 

No questions asked.

Albuquerque Police say they broke up three illegal street racing operations. 

Maybe they were just in a rush to get rid of those tires?

This story is a staff report from The Paper.