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Sandia Peak Ski Area opened for the first time in years. 

Just in time to start shutting things down for spring 

Albuquerque was hit with several inches of snow…

And like clockwork, everyone lost their shit until it all melted a few hours later. 

A couple of roads are shut down on the Westside while the Albuquerque Bernalillo County Water Authority conducts “water pipe testing.”

Coincidentally, our dream job in high school was being a water pipe tester. 

Joe Biden’s Twitter/X campaign account leaned into the conspiracy theory that a Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl win was all part of a master plan to get him reelected.

Nothing mobilizes the progressive base like sticking it to that conservative bastion known as San Francisco. 

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. publicly apologized for a Super Bowl ad using his uncle’s likeness. 

All part of Biden’s plan  

The Albuquerque Police Department launched a pre-police academy program to help prepare would-be cadets, partially due to many not meeting physical requirements.

Isn’t this how the Police Academy film franchise started?

Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday fell on the same day this year. 

No, you can’t give up buying flowers for Lent, we already checked. 

This week marks the end of this year’s legislative session.

If you happen to see any lobbyists wandering about Santa Fe, remember not to feed them. They’ll find their way home eventually. 

Assault charges, stemming from an incident at a Popeye’s Chicken, against the owner of a local private security company were dropped after the alleged victim stopped cooperating with prosecutors. 

We’ve said it all along, that cajun gravy can lead to world peace. 

This story is a staff report from The Paper.