The City of Albuquerque will be running sprinklers at a handful of parks when temps go above 100 degrees as part of “Operation Cooldown.”
What’s the over / under on people getting down to their skivvies and ruining this for everyone?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came through Albuquerque to make his presidential pitch.
We’re still waiting for someone’s promise to “Make election season a season again.”
Police say a Delaware man stole $11,000 worth of cigarettes from Walgreens.
So, like a carton?
Donald Trump and President Joe Biden are slated for a debate next week.
Coincidentally, A Quiet Place: Day One also premiers that day.
The Duke City Comic-Con went down over the weekend at the Albuquerque Marriott Pyramid Hotel.
The combination of our summer weather and the elaborate rubber costumes probably made it one of the stinkiest comic conventions to date.

The Public Service Company of New Mexico (PNM) says it needs to raise rates in order to “keep pace with the cost of providing reliable service.”
When they put it that way…
U.S. Surgeon General Vivek Murthy is calling for a warning label for social media apps.
Because we all know how well warnings have worked for booze, cigarettes and gambling.
Montana and Idaho both saw winter storm warnings this week.
But climate change is a hoax, right? Cool, cool, cool.
The City of Albuquerque announced the start of renovations at the Balloon Fiesta Park, which include new bathrooms.
We fully expected the city to sneak a new soccer stadium into that list of renovations.
The city’s oldest McDonald’s just reopened after being closed for weeks due to renovations.
Fantastic, now how about those ice cream machines?
